A battle of Boggins

Facilitator: 
Kairaku

Your dreaming and your cat is talking to you.

I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, your cat says. "You aren’t in charge. Sure, I know you like to think you are, and with your guns and lights and cars, you can kill just about anything you want. But killing a thing with a gun or a car isn’t the same as killing it with your claws, and that’s where you all fall short. When it comes to fierce fighting, your kind are about as helpless as kittens.

That’s why, every thousand years, we win the contest, and why, every thousand years, you all come in dead last. Your champion shows up all half-witted and naked, no more ready for battle than a white blister ready to be popped. You’ve
got no teeth and you’ve got no claws, and you just don’t remember how to fight. It’s a shame, really. You know why? Because the less you know about protecting yourselves, the more we have to know about protecting you..."

System: 
Cat
System Knowledge: 
Not Needed
Number of Players: 
4-5
Genre: 
Pulp
Genre Knowledge: 
Not Needed
Role-playing Knowledge: 
Not Required
Style: 
Collaborative Story
Age / Maturity: 
Young and fun
Classification: 
GA
Scored: 
N